Items of interest

So:

We've been up since 5.30 am running around like headless chickens. Yes, our necks have been severed midway through the night. By our flipping landlord. So, you've been complaining about damp and mould since you've moved in. Well, we're going to come over at 8.30am tomorrow to repaint the whole room and put a vent in the wall. What? You have a baby? You don't want to stay the night there with paint fumes? You're moving out in three weeks anyway? You really don't want to have to empty the whole room and then put it all back in again with only three weeks left before you have to pack up and move anyway?

Tough noodles, poodles. We're the landlords, and we've shceduled the work and wouldn't want to inconvenience the next set of tenants who, quite frankly, we haven't yet found nor have we advertised, nor has anyone expressed any interest, nor can we possibly wait three weeks when we've made you wait 5 months already!

So, here I am, sleep deprived, having whisked wife, baby and cats round to the inlaws for the day, sat in a room full of two rooms worth of stuff, with a "decorator" drilling a hole through the wall when he's not playing with his radio and having breaks, grumpy and a tad miffed at the whole escapade.

And to think, the estate agent has said she will be on holiday on the day we are due to give her the keys, so can we move out the week before so that she can do it all then? Can we fuckadoodledoo. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stoopid asses, you goddamned cockmaster. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, our landlord's a bitch, she's a stupid bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean old bitch, just a stupid fucking bitch, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch, our landlord is a stupid bitch. Our landlord's a biiiiiiiiiiatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other news, yay, we're meeting the new landlord at the liskeard flat on friday so he can reassure himself that we are not crack heads, or whatever, and then on to the new estate agent (who is also, no doubt, a stupid bitch - despite being male) to, hopefully, sort out our new tenancy.

In other other news, I learned yesterday that an ex of mine who took way more substances of interest then were ever good for her and used all my money to obtain them, who has drunk copious quantities of alcohol on more occasions than I've breathed, has just learned she has impaired liver functions. Stupid bitch. I still feel for her, though. Damn, to be forced not to drink when addicted! But she did do it to herself, so I'm not that understanding. It's just my brother was informed he had to stop drinking a few years ago as he had impaired liver function also. That didn't stop him, though. He still drinks more often than he should, so I can't see the ex stopping either. At least I don't have to deal with her. Stupid bitch!

LOL

And: the final Item of Interest:

I love my wifey, I love my wife
I love my wifey, my beautiful wife
She is so wonderful
And kind and sexy
I love my wifey, I love my wife.

My wife is lovely, my wife is great
My wife is lovely, my super wife
She is so wonderful
And kind and sexy
My wife is lovely, my wife is great.

My wife's a mummy, a great mummy
My wife's a mummy, a wonderful mum
She is so wonderful
And kind and sexy
My wife's a mummy, a great mummy.